Welcome to Queuing for British Stuff 101, where you can learn the art of queuing like a pro!
Chapter 1: The Fundamentals
Queuing is not just a hobby, it's a lifestyle. And like any good lifestyle, it requires dedication and practice.
- Step 1: Find a queue
- Step 2: Get in line
- Step 3: Stand there until the person in front of you gets what they're waiting for
- Step 4: Repeat steps 1-3 until you achieve your goal
Chapter 2: Queuing Etiquette
Remember, queuing is not just about waiting in line, it's also about showing respect for the people around you.
- Don't push in front of someone who's been waiting longer than you
- Don't talk on your phone while queuing
- Don't eat a meal while queuing (except on Sundays, when you can eat as much as you like)