Tip 3: The Shower Song of the Damned

A Shower Serenade to Save Your Sanity

When the going gets tough, and your neighbors are all like "Turn it down, you're being too loud," sing this instead:

1. Water's fine, I'm not in your building!
2. Don't get your soap in my face, it's not that I'm looking for a fight!
3. I'm just washing my existential dread away!
4. It's not like I'm making a scene, I'm just singing in the shower, it's all in my head, okay?
5. Don't make me stop, or I'll just have to sing it louder!
6. It's not about you, it's just my shower jam!
7. I'm not a morning person, and you're not my friend!
8. So, just let me be, and I'll be fine, in the shower, where I am, all the time!
9. Don't worry, I'm not going to flood the place, I've got a drain, it's not a trap!
10. I'm not making a scene, I'm just making a song, in the shower, where I belong!
11. Don't you ever, ever, ever, ever... just let me sing!