Tip 2: Don't forget to water your plants, you're not a vampire.
It's a simple trick, but apparently, it's hard to remember.
Subtip 2a: Don't overwater, you'll drown the poor plants.
They're not fish, they don't live in the ocean, so stop it.
Tip 3: Use the stairs, you'll get exercise.
It's not a treadmill, it's a real staircase, with actual steps.