Quince's Quirky Quince Recipes

For the discerning palate that's tired of the ordinary

Quince's Quirky Cookbook is a collection of the most delightfully weird and wonderful recipes you'll ever lay eyes on. Quince, the infamous chef and proprietor, has spent years perfecting the art of making dishes that will make you question your life choices.

Famous Foe-Foe Fritters

These crispy little balls of terror are a crowd favorite. Made with the finest imported Korean kimchi, locally-sourced tofu, and a special ingredient that we won't disclose, these fritters will make you laugh, cry, and question your relationship with your taste buds.

Quince's Quesadilla Quesadilla

It's a quesadilla, but not just any quesadilla. Quince's Quesadilla Quesadilla is a behemoth of a dish, filled with a medley of meats, cheeses, and a special sauce that will make you wonder if it's worth it.

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