Quantum Quirkiness Treatment Programs

Because your brain is a messy, confusing place

Our team of highly trained quantum physicists have developed a range of treatments to help you deal with the weirdness that comes with being human.

We've got:

• Quantum Induced Self Doubt Program - Because self-doubt is the ultimate quantum superposition
• Quantum Entanglement Telepathy Classes - Where you'll learn to read your neighbor's mind (but only if they're not looking)
• Random Spatial Temporal Displacement Symptoms - Because sometimes you just can't find your car keys

Our treatments are guaranteed to make you question the nature of reality, but not too much.

Side effects may include: existential dread, spontaneous combustion, and an increased desire to wear socks with sandals.

Disclaimer:

This website and all its contents are entirely a work of fiction. Please do not attempt to apply any of these treatments in real life. Or do, and see where it gets you.