Abandon all hope, ye who exercise

Reasons to Quit the Gym:

1. Running on a treadmill is just running in circles.
2. Free weights are just fancy paperweights.
3. Sweating is just your body's way of telling you you're not doing it right.

Why you won't fit into those jeans anymore Your neighbor is probably fitter than you

Alternative Fitness Options:

• Playing video games while sitting on the couch
• Eating an entire pizza by yourself in one sitting
• Procrastination as a form of exercise (pushing yourself to do nothing)

Procrastination is fitness