Congratulations! You're in the Top 50% of Humanity!

According to completely unscientific and utterly fabricated statistics, you are one of the most exceptional beings on the planet. Here are your results:

Quiz Results:

You scored 42/100. Not bad, not bad at all.
You answered "correct" 8 times in a row before getting bored and clicking "next" on your phone.
You are 37% more likely to wear a "I'm with Stupid" t-shirt on a Tuesday.
You have a 90% chance of eating an entire pizza by yourself in one sitting.

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