You've Reached the End of the Ladder

Your Quiz Results

Congratulations, you've managed to squander the last vestiges of your sanity on our quiz! You scored 87%, a respectable number, but ultimately, a harbinger of the abyssal despair that lies within.

You are 87% likely to suffer from Existential Dread in a Post-Modernity Crisis. This is not a good thing. It's a thing that will haunt you.

Here's what our experts have to say:

"We're not really sure what's going on with you, but it's probably something bad." - Dr. Reginald P. McFlibber, Leading Expert in the Field of Despair

"We're all just a bunch of atoms in a meaningless void, anyway. Enjoy your existential dread!" - Anonymous Intern

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