Welcome to the Radiation Suit Rental Agency

Are you tired of boring, non-nuclear-powered fashion? Do you yearn for a blast from the past?

We've got you covered. Our radiation suits are designed to make you stand out from the crowd, or rather, make the crowd scatter in fear.

Frequently Asked Questions: Because who needs radiation safety when you're looking this good?

Or, if you'd rather not answer to "Radiation Guy" for the rest of eternity, try our:

• Alternative Names for the Radiation-Suit-Wearer
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