Radio Survival Tips

When stuck on a deserted island with only a radio for company, follow these expert tips to survive:

• 1. Tune to 99.9 FM for the best static-filled frequencies.
• 2. Learn to identify the sound of distant thunder as "That one song that always gets stuck in your head."
• 3. Use the radio as a makeshift megaphone to shout for help.
• 4. When hearing a familiar voice, try to remember the last time you heard it and deduce the location of the speaker.
• 5. In extreme cases, use the radio's speakers as a makeshift mirror to check for sunburns.

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