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RAFTING TIPS

Tip 1: Choose Your Paddles Wisely

Don't get caught with a soggy, flimsy paddle. Opt for the sturdiest, most aerodynamic options available.

Learn more about Paddle Ergonomics

Tip 2: Be a River Whisperer

Avoid getting swept away by the currents of despair. Develop a deep understanding of river flows and eddies.

Master the art of River Whispering

Tip 3: Don't Get Caught in the Rapids of Boredom

Stay on your toes with a well-stocked cooler, a trusty book, or a portable game.

Stay entertained on the River of Despair

Tip 4: Respect the River Gods

Leave no trace, but also don't get too close to the river's edge. The fish are watching.

Learn more about River Etiquette

Tip 5: Be Prepared for the Unexpected

Weather, rapids, and rogue canoes – you name it. Always pack a sense of adventure and a first-aid kit.

Learn to roll with the punches of the River of Chaos