It's been 2,000 years since the great flood. The people of the land were all like "Uh oh, we're all gonna die!" And then they were all like "Wait, why is the water going down already? Can we just go back to our regularly scheduled programming?" And then they just kind of... forgot. But not us, the raiders. We're still here, ready for our next adventure! Check out what happens next!
We're not talking about some boring old flood, folks. No, no. We're talking about the one that started it all. The flood that made us raiders. The flood that made us all go "Hmmm, maybe we should have built that ark thingy..."
And then the people were all like "What's up with all the noise in the background?" And then they just kinda... moved on. But not us, the raiders. We stayed on the ark, because we're a bunch of weirdo survivalists. Check out our ark survival guide!