Ralph Steinman in the 80s

It was the decade of neon lights, big hair, and bigger dreams. But little did anyone know, Ralph Steinman was busy changing the world. Or so he claimed.

His latest invention, a device capable of playing music for hours on end without getting stuck in the same old loop, was set to revolutionize the music industry.

But little did anyone know, Ralph's greatest achievement was not his invention, but his mustache. A majestic work of art in itself, it could light a room, and occasionally, set off the fire alarm.