Welcome to the most relaxing tea shop in the galaxy.
We serve the finest teas from the most exotic planets.
Our tea is harvested by robots, but it's still better than anything you'll get from the replicant tea shops on the moon.
Don't forget to try our special blend, 'Galactic Earl Grey'!
We're open 24/7, because who needs sleep when you have tea?
Our tea is made from the leaves of the rare and majestic 'Tears-of-Angels' plant, found only on the planet Zorgon-6.
Warning: excessive tea consumption may cause feelings of euphoria, relaxation, and spontaneous singing of space opera.