RAN OUT OF SOCKS

I'm out of socks, I'm out of clothes, I'm out of patience with this sockless woes.

It's a cryin' shame, it's all my fault, I lost the last one, down the laundry chute.

Help, I'm stuck with nothin' to wear, My feet are cold, my toes are bare.

Sockless Emergency Laundry Woes

Now, I know what you're thinkin', "What to do?" But I'm stuck, with nothin' to put on, it's true. I've tried the dryer, but it just won't do, I've checked the washer, but it's all out, it's through.

I've looked high and low, but all I can find, Are a few old rags, and a single sock behind.

Oh, the humanity, oh, the despair, Of runnin' around, with nothin' to wear.