Now, I know what you're thinkin', "What to do?" But I'm stuck, with nothin' to put on, it's true. I've tried the dryer, but it just won't do, I've checked the washer, but it's all out, it's through.
I've looked high and low, but all I can find, Are a few old rags, and a single sock behind.
Oh, the humanity, oh, the despair, Of runnin' around, with nothin' to wear.