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Why did the coffee file a police report?

It was ground for murder

Why did the bicycle fall over?

Because it was two-tired

What do you call a bear with no hair?

Bear-ly any

Why did the computer stop working?

It had a byte-ful problem

What do you call a group of cats playing instruments?

The Purr-cussion Section

Why did the astronaut break up with his girlfriend?

Because he needed space

What did the Zen master say to the hot dog?

To be a little dach-ya