Why did the coffee file a police report?
It was ground for murderWhy did the bicycle fall over?
Because it was two-tiredWhat do you call a bear with no hair?
Bear-ly anyWhy did the computer stop working?
It had a byte-ful problemWhat do you call a group of cats playing instruments?
The Purr-cussion SectionWhy did the astronaut break up with his girlfriend?
Because he needed spaceWhat did the Zen master say to the hot dog?
To be a little dach-ya