A delicacy so elusive, so rare, so sought after by the most seasoned collectors. Said to appear only under the light of a full moon, our Rarecardboardflakes are the holy grail of textured delights.
Legend has it that only those who have braved the Desert of Thorns and returned with an unscathed psyche may lay claim to one of these coveted flakes.
But be warned: the journey is long, the perils are many, and the flakes are few.
Still, you may try your luck at the Secret Society of Sifters, where the initiated may offer you a chance to sift through their collection.
Or, if you're feeling particularly brave, venture into the Abyss of the Uncertain, where the uninitiated are said to roam.
But don't say we didn't warn you...