Step 3: The Parmesan Protocol

We've reached the crux of the Rat Sourcing process: acquiring the finest Parmesan cheese. A delicate balance of flavors and textures is required for optimal rat allure.

Our team of expert rat wranglers has developed a rigorous selection process, involving:

  1. Aged to Perfection: We source only the oldest, most discerning Parmesan wheels.
  2. Grana Padano: We slice the cheese to a precise, razor-sharp edge, ensuring the rats are drawn to its crystalline allure.
  3. Hand-Selected for Character: Only the most charismatic rats are chosen for the final cut.

Our Parmesan Protocol ensures that every rat is treated like a connoisseur, guaranteeing the highest satisfaction ratings.

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