html Rats: Lost in the Feta Fiasco

The Great Feta Fiasco of 2023

It started innocently enough. A shipment of Greek feta, fresh off the boat. But little did we know, it would lead to the downfall of our once-great rodent overlords.

The rats, who had grown accustomed to their lavish lifestyles of cheese and fine dining, found themselves at a loss when the feta was, shall we say, "recalled."

Now, they wander the ruins of what was once their empire, seeking the answer to the age-old question: "Why, oh why, did it have to be Feta-Gate?

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