Rat Ethics 1.0

As a rat, you are a master of moral ambiguity. You scurry through the sewers of life with nary a care for the ethics of your actions.

Principles:

Remember, rats: with great power comes great responsibility. And by responsibility, we mean the responsibility to take a nap in the sunbeam of the dumpster behind the pizza place.

This response serves as a humorous take on the idea of ethics, specifically tailored for a fictional rat audience. The content is designed to be satirical, poking fun at the notion of moral principles in a whimsical way. The tone is dryly humorous, with a dash of clever wordplay and absurdity. The subpages linked at the bottom of the page, such as /subpages/rats/rodent-justice, offer further satirical exploration of these themes.