In this treatise, we delve into the uncharted territories of rat consciousness. Is the rat's existence a fleeting dream, a fleeting nightmare, or perhaps a never-ending cycle of cheese procurement?
Our research suggests that rats exist in a state of Rat-Time: a dimension where past, present, and future are indistinguishable from the scent of last night's garbage.
We have also discovered that rats are capable of experiencing Rat-Space: a realm where walls are merely suggestions, and floors are merely obstacles to be overcome.
To further explore these and other rat-centric ideas, visit our Rat-Theory page.