Welcome to Subpage 1, Where the Rats Have Taken Over

We're not sure what's more impressive, the fact that we managed to get the server running with a rat in the server room, or the fact that the rat is wearing a tiny fedora and monocle.

Either way, we're glad you're here. Please, for the love of all things sane, do not try to feed the rat. It's a bit of a picky eater.

Roaches are the new rats, apparently

And don't even get us started on the parasites...