RAT-astrophe: The Rat Joke Archive
Warning: These jokes are so bad, they'll make you question the very fabric of reality.
Why did the rat go to the gym?
To get some mouse-cles!
What do you call a rat with a PhD?
A doctor!
Why did the rat go to the bar?
To get away from the cheese!
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