Subscription Options for the Most Discerning Rats

Are you tired of the usual subscription services? Want to join the ranks of the most discerning rodents in the city? Look no further!

• Subscription Policies
• Subscription Fees (and the various ways we'll charge your cheese stash)
• Subscription Benefits (including but not limited to: Free Cheese, Free Burrow Cleaning, and Free Tailoring)
• Subscribe Now (because who doesn't love paperwork?)