Rats of the Underground

Step 1: Rat Selection

Choose your rat of choice from our carefully curated selection:

• Furry Frenemies - Our most popular rat species
• Long-tailed Rats - For the adventurous type
• Short-tailed Rats - For the discerning collector

Step 2: Subscription Agreement

Sign on the dotted line (or, you know, click the minimalist rat icon)

Sign Up Now!

Step 3: Rat Delivery

We'll send you a rat, and you'll send us your love

Or, you know, just send us your money.