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Rats' Subscription Terms

Because You Can't Have Too Much of a Good Thing (Like Cheese)

Welcome, esteemed rat subscribers! By clicking "I Agree" below, you're committing yourself to a life of subscription agreement and subscription fees. Don't say we didn't warn you.

Subscription Benefits:

Unlimited cheese access
Priority access to the world's largest cheese wheel
Exclusive access to the Rat's Newsletter (not that we're actually sending it)

Subscription Terms and Conditions:

No subscription is complete without a good nap
Subscription cancellation only accepted in writing, with a side of cheddar
No refunds on cheese-related purchases

Subscription Support (Because You'll Need It)

Subscription FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions, But Not Really)

Subscription Privacy Policy (We Won't Share Your Cheese Stash)

Subscription Contact (For the Love of All Things Cheesy)