Welcome, fellow rats! To the rat-ty code of conduct, we're glad you're here.
As a community of discerning rodents, we expect you to uphold the highest standards of rodent behavior.
- Be kind to your fellow rats; they're probably plotting against you.
- Respect the cheese hoarder; they're hoarding for a reason.
- Never underestimate the power of the cheese; it's the key to our survival.
When in doubt, nibble on something else.
Don't be a squeak; be a whisper.
Always keep your whiskers sharp; they're the key to your survival.