Using a mouse to subscribe is a bold and reckless decision, but we respect your commitment to innovation.
Step 1: Locate your mouse, preferably one that hasn't been nibbled on by your cat.
Step 2: Move your mouse to the designated subscription box (see below).
Step 3: Click on the box with your mouse, while whispering 'I'm a rebel'.

By proceeding, you acknowledge that you're ready to face the risks of mouse-related injuries and subscription service downtime.