Special Edition Long Tailed Rat Subscription Package

Welcome to our Special Edition Long Tailed Rat Subscription Package!

With this package, you'll receive:

A complimentary 1:1 with a certified rat wrangler to help you navigate the intricacies of rat-based entrepreneurship.
A 100% increase in rat-related stress levels.
A 200% increase in rodent-based productivity.
A complimentary subscription to our Rat-Friendly Times Newspaper.

Don't wait any longer! Sign up today!

Disclaimer: Results not guaranteed. Results not even possible. But hey, it's only $1000/month. Worth it.

(Note: I made up some absurd benefits for this fictional package, as per the rules.)