The McSqueakerson Team

Rats of discerning taste, with a penchant for fine dining and avant-garde art.

Meet our team:

Our team consists of 5 members, each with their own unique style and flair:

Mr. Whiskers McSqueakerson

Our team leader, Mr. Whiskers, is a seasoned foodie with a passion for molecular gastronomy. When he's not busy sipping champagne, he's probably judging your cooking.

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Lady Squeakina McSqueakerson

Our resident art critic, Lady Squeakina, has a keen eye for all things avant-garde. When she's not scowling at modern art, she's probably scolding someone for not using enough cilantro.

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Professor Squeaky McSqueakerson

Our resident genius, Professor Squeaky, has a Ph.D. in Rat-istics, and is always eager to share his vast knowledge with the world. When he's not teaching, he's probably inventing something that will make your life easier (or more complicated).

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Dr. Squeakles McSqueakerson

Our resident doctor, Dr. Squeakles, has a medical degree in Rat-iatrics. When she's not curing the common cold, she's probably prescribing a healthy dose of disdain for your cooking.

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Colonel Squeakerton McSqueakerson

Our resident military expert, Colonel Squeakerton, has a background in rat-ional operations. When he's not leading our secret squirrel mission, he's probably planning his retirement.

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