Top 5 Cheese Mania Tips for Succeeding as a Rat

Tip 1: Know your cheese types

Don't get caught with a wheel of cheddar when your friends are all about the gouda. Develop a refined palate, rat!

Learn the Cheese Hierarchy

Tip 2: Store your cheese wisely

Keep your fromage fresh by storing it in the correct temperature and humidity. Your taste buds (and your stomach) will thank you.

Cheese Fridge Management 101

Tip 3: Be prepared to defend your cheese

Don't get caught with a mouthful of brie in a world full of cat thieves. Always be on the lookout for cheese-napping.

Cheese Security 101

Tip 4: Join a cheese community

Connect with fellow rats who share your passion for fromage. Join the Cheese Maniacs' Society for support, advice, and trade.

Join the Cheese Society

Tip 5: Be prepared to spend money on cheese

Invest in a good cheese budget. A rat's life is a long and gouda-filled one.

Cheese Budgeting for Rats