Reading A Book With A Real Plot

Where the plot is not just a series of events, but a carefully crafted labyrinth of twists and turns that will keep you on the edge of your seat.

	1. The protagonist stumbles upon a mysterious portal in their garage.
	2. They enter the portal and find themselves in a world where all the furniture is on fire.
	3. They must navigate this apocalyptic landscape to find the hidden treasure of...  (spoiler alert: it's a really nice couch).
	4. With the help of a wise old cat, they learn to love themselves and find happiness in the midst of chaos.