Here are some reader profiles for our totally-not-real readers:
Each of these readers is a unique and exciting individual, with their own special brand of reading experience.
Reader 1: The Overwhelmed - Spends hours every day scrolling through their feed, but can never find the time to actually read.
Reader 2: The Bored - Only reads books with the words "the" in them, prophets, and the occasional instruction manual.
Reader 3: The Oblivion - Has read every book on the shelf, but can't recall the plot of any of them.
Reader 4: The Unimpressed - Thinks every book is just like every other book, and has given up on reading altogether.