Reader 1: The Absurdist Sci-Fi Comedy

Subpage 1: The Incoherent Plot Subpage 2: The Overly-Complex Universe

Welcome to my subpage for Reader 1, where we'll explore the absurdities of sci-fi comedy! As a seasoned reader, you're no stranger to the genre's unique blend of ridiculousness and science fiction.

The Incoherent Plot

Our story begins on a planet made of cheese, where the protagonist, Zorvath, discovers a plot hole that's bigger than a black hole. With the help of his trusty sidekick, a talking cat in a spacesuit, they embark on a quest to find the meaning of life, the universe, and a decent cup of coffee.

But things get weird. Like, really weird. There's a character that's just a giant ball of sentient, pulsing jelly. And a villain who's trying to take over the world with an army of robotic Accountants. It's like someone took every bad sci-fi movie cliche and mashed them together into a glorious mess.

The Overly-Complex Universe

Our universe is made up of 17 different dimensions, each with its own set of rules and exceptions. It's like a never-ending game of cosmic Sudoku, where the answer is always "42" but the question keeps changing.

But don't worry, we've got a map to help you navigate this multiverse. It's like a Choose Your Own Adventure book, but with more explosions and fewer moral dilemmas.