You are an escape artist trapped in a world of beige-colored boredom. The thrill of the heist, the satisfaction of evading the law, all gone. Your only ally is a trusty Swiss Army knife, which has been replaced with a slightly-less-trusty Swiss Army spoon. The authorities are closing in, and the only way to escape is to find an escape from the escape.
Consult a Therapist who specializes in existential dread.