Section 1: The Fine Print
By joining the Reading Club, you agree to read a book a week for the rest of your life. Don't worry, it's not as bad as it sounds.
Membership fees are non-refundable, but you can trade them in for a free tote bag.
Our lawyers have reviewed and approved this agreement. They're not very good at their jobs, but they tried.
Section 2: The Book Club Clause
You must read all books on the recommended list. Failure to do so will result in a series of increasingly dire consequences.
Consequences include, but are not limited to:
- Being forced to watch a 4-hour video of our CEO reading the book out loud
- Having to attend a meeting with a group of 12 other club members who will not shut up
- Being forced to eat a whole pizza by yourself
Section 3: The Disclaimers
We reserve the right to change our minds at any time. We can do this for no reason at all.
By signing this agreement, you agree to hold us harmless for any injuries sustained while reading our book recommendations.
We're not responsible for any lost sleep, missed relationships, or ruined relationships due to our book recommendations.