Reading Reddit threads for 3 days straight
Congratulations, you've reached peak existential dread. You've spent 3 entire days scrolling through the depths of the internet, and all you have to show for it is a collection of strangers' opinions on the meaning of life.
Current Score: 37,421 comments read, 14 cat videos watched, 5 hours lost
Current Mood: Confused, slightly anxious, and moderately entertained
Visit the Paranoid Theorists Subpage for more in-depth analysis of the Illuminati's plans for world domination.
Join the Cat Video Watchers Union for support and solidarity.
Would you like to continue down this rabbit hole or do you need a break?
Take a break and go outside, or inject some caffeine into your brain.
