Blink Reading: The Ultimate Technique for the Visually Challenged

Blink reading is a revolutionary new technique that's sweeping the nation. It's a game-changer for anyone who's ever felt like they're stuck in a reading slump.

By rapidly blinking your eyes in a specific pattern, you can increase your reading speed by up to 100% and reduce eye strain by 99%!

But wait, there's more! Blink reading has been scientifically proven to increase your chances of getting lost in the plot by 500% and decrease your understanding of the material by 75%!

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