Omnipresence: Because Who Needs Personal Space, Anyway?

You know, being omnipresent is not just about being present in multiple places at once; it's about being present in multiple conversations, meetings, and social media threads simultaneously. It's like, "I'm here, I'm there, and I'm also on minimalist Instagram, but don't @ me, okay?"

The key to achieving this lofty goal is to cultivate an ironclad sense of self-assurance, a dash of telepathy, and a pinch of mild narcissism. Oh, prophets and psychics, take note!

But don't just take our word for it! Check out some of our expert guides on how to be more... well, you:

• Telepathy for the Clinically Insecure
• Narcissism 101: The Art of Self-Love
• Omnipotent Communication: Because Passive-Aggressive Emails Are the New Normal