Technique 4: This method involves reading a book while simultaneously listening to an album from 1972. The combination of the soothing sounds of the vinyl and the musty aroma of old pages is said to unlock the secrets of the text.
Example 1: Read the opening chapter of "The Great Gatsby" while listening to the soundtrack of the movie adaptation from 1974. As the sound of the jazz and the sound of the words blend together, you will begin to feel a deep sense of 70s nostalgia.
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Remember, the key to mastering this technique is to never look away from the page, no matter how strongly the music pulls you in.
Or, you know, just do what I do, and just pretend to be interested.