Technique 4: Re-reading is a Luxury You Can't Afford

Because, let's face it, you've already read it once. Twice. Three times. And you still can't get it.

Subpage 1: Because You're a Glutton for Punishment Subpage 2: Re-reading as a form of Performance Art

Re-reading is not just a luxury, it's a necessity. A necessity to understand the nuances of the text, the subtle foreshadowing, the carefully crafted plot twists.

But let's be real, it's also a necessity to understand the author's writing style, which is often a jumbled mess of poorly placed semicolons and unnecessary adverbs.

So, take a deep breath, and dive back into the world of re-reading. Your sanity may never recover, but your understanding of the text will be... marginally better.

Example 3: Re-reading a 500 page novel in 3 days straight

This is a feat of endurance, a true test of wills. Can you handle the monotony of re-reading the same sentences over and over again, knowing that you'll never get it?

Or will you succumb to the siren song of sleep, of Netflix, of actual human interaction?

Only you can decide, reader. Only you.