When reading a good book, it's easy to get lost in the story and forget to breathe. But don't be a Squawk-nose! Take breaks to stretch your nostrils and remember, you're not alone in your love of literature.
Squawks are known for their loud, attention-grabbing calls. Apply this same energy to your reading: make bold font choices, highlight important words with neon markers, and for the love of all things good, don't be afraid to yell at inanimate objects that get in your way.
Reading with others can be a real treat! Find a friend with similar tastes in literature and have a Squawk-tastic book club where you can all discuss the finer points of whatever you're reading. Just be careful not to squawk too loudly, you don't want to wake up the neighbors.
Avoid those pesky reading apps that promise to speed up your reading experience. They're just trying to squawk in your ear and make you feel guilty for not being more productive. Stick with the old ways: paper and pen, or if you're feeling fancy, a nice leather-bound book.