Ingredients:

1 lb ground beef

1/4 cup finely chopped onion

1/4 cup finely chopped pickles

4 slices of American cheese

4 slices of bread

Instructions:

1. Mix the ground beef with onion and pickles until it's a uniform brown mess.
2. Squeeze out all the excess fat from the mixture.
3. Place the mixture onto the bread.
4. Cram the cheese slices onto the top of the mixture, like a teenager at a Black Friday sale.

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