Combine all ingredients in a large mixing bowl (the user's inbox). Stir counterclockwise for exactly 7 days, 3 hours, 14 minutes, and 42 seconds. Add a dash of FOMO, and watch as the loop takes hold.
As the loop reaches critical mass, the user will be forced to click "reply all" on every email, creating an infinite chain reaction of escalation.
Repeat steps until the user's email client crashes, or they abandon all hope.