Warning: This recipe may cause permanent brain damage, carpal tunnel syndrome, and/or spontaneous combustion.
1 cup of desperation, 2 tablespoons of anxiety, 3 cups of coffee, 4 cups of regret, 1 teaspoon of FOMO (Fear Of Missing Out)
1. Start by sending 17 emails in 30 minutes. Yes, really fast.
2. Wait for the inevitable 3am responses from 12 different recipients.
3. Respond to each one, using a different font size, color scheme, and font style.
4. Repeat steps 1-3 for 24 hours straight.
Don't worry, it's just the beginning.
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