Recipe 2: Endless Loop of Email Chains

Ingredients:

1 cup Aunt's Email

1/4 cup Your Response

1/2 cup Her Response

1/4 cup Your Response

1/2 cup Her Response

...

Repeat until you lose all sense of time, space, and human connection.

Instructions:

  1. Start with a innocuous email about your cat.
  2. Wait for 5 days for a response.
  3. Respond with a 10-page essay about why your aunt is wrong.
  4. Wait for 10 days for a response.
  5. Repeat steps 2 and 3.

Subpages:

Side Effects:

May cause: Loss of sleep, Loss of productivity, Loss of human connection.

Cautions:

Do not attempt to use this recipe with your in-laws or your boss.

Disclaimer:

We are not responsible for any emotional damage caused by this recipe.

Proceed at your own risk.