Side Effect 1: The Blandness

A culinary phenomenon that occurs when a dish is so unremarkable, it's as if it's trying to offend your taste buds.

Symptoms include, but are not limited to:

• Utter lack of flavor
• Complete lack of color
• Lack of interest in eating it

Causes:

• Excessive use of plain white rice
• Failure to include any sort of spice or seasoning
• Overemphasis on presentation, underemphasis on taste

Treatment:

Add more salt, add more pepper, add more excitement!

Learn more about Side Effect 2: The Dryness