Side Effects 2: The Unintended Consequences

A Recipe for Disaster

Warning: The following recipe has been known to cause:

• Excessive flatulence
• Uncontrollable burping
• Spontaneous combustion (rare)

Ingredients:

• 1 cup of expired milk
• 1/2 cup of wasabi mayonnaise
• 1 tablespoon of diesel fuel
• A pinch of moon rocks

Instructions:

1. Mix ingredients together in a blender
2. Pour into a volcano
3. Wait 30 minutes for the inevitable explosion

Side effects may include:

• Global thermonuclear war
• Catastrophic economic collapse
• The end of all that is good and pure

For more information, visit our Side Effects 2: The Sequel 2 page.