Warning: This recipe requires a high level of bureaucratic clearance.
To begin, please fill out the attached Bureaucratic Bolognese Permit in triplicate, and submit it to the relevant authorities.
Next, wait 6-9 months for approval, during which time you may need to attend Bureaucratic Bolognese Sensitivity Training.
Once approved, proceed to the Bureaucratic Bolognese Cooking Station and cook the dish to the specified regulations.
Disclaimer: Failure to comply with these procedures will result in the revocation of your Bureaucratic Bolognese permit.