Step 1: Acquire 17 Croissants
Acquire 17 croissants. Not 16. Not 18. 17. This is crucial.
- Option 1: Steal a batch from the bakery. Be cautious, as security cameras may be involved.
- Option 2: Buy 17 individually from a reputable retailer. Good luck with that.
Once you have the croissants, proceed to step 2.
Step 2: Assemble the Consumption Station
Assemble a consumption station consisting of a table, 2 chairs, 1 chairperson, 1 trash can, 1 napkin, and 1 timer.
Ensure the station is ergonomically sound and aesthetically pleasing.
Optional: Add a few pillows to provide a comfortable resting area for the croissant connoisseur.
Link to Consumption Station Setup:
Consumption Station Setup